Does anyone remember that song “Lunchlady Land” by Adam Sandler? At one point in the song the chorus goes “Sloppy Joes, Slop, Sloppy Joes,” and I get that stuck in my head whenever I make them now. If you combine that information with the fact that I get Weird Al stuck in my head when I make lasagna, you will begin to realize that I spent my formative years listening to way too much parody music. Nerdy and proud, baby!
My geekiness aside, these sloppy joes are great! The base is a combination of tempeh and lentils – I’ve seen plenty of recipes for tempeh sloppy joes, and I’ve also seen lentil sloppy joes, but combining the two really improves the texture and taste of the whole thing (in my opinion, of course).
It’s also pretty easy – the lentils need to boil for about half an hour, and the tempeh can marinate for about half an hour, so it all times out nicely. The tempeh marinade is easy – just mix together some vinegar, salt, chili powder, onion, garlic, and a bottle of beer (you can also use water, but beer is fun. And the leftover beer is great with sloppy joes! Make sure to use gluten free beer if you are GF.)
Then while those are soaking and the lentils are boiling you can make your sloppy joe sauce – there’s several ingredients but most of them are basic pantry staples. Mix everything together and you’ll end up with a nice ketchup-y mixture (that you’ll note has no commercial ketchup or refined sugar in it! Yay!):
Once your lentils are soft and tempeh marinated, combine everything in a large skillet until it’s nice and warm. I like to serve them open faced on a toasted bun and eat them with a fork, but you could also do it burger style, whatever makes you happy.
This was such an easy and tasty weeknight dinner, and my husband was pretty psyched about them so I think they’ll be making it into the rotation.